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Pet death

My step-auntie Doris had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Rosie eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺

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