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Pet death

My step-auntie Doris had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Daisy eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦

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