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Pet death

My step-auntie Doris had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Professor Stink eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘

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