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Pet death

My step-auntie Doris had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Rt Hon Stink eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻

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