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Pet death

My step-auntie Doris had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Dr Stink eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗

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