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Pet death

My step-auntie Doris had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Miss Stink eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃

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