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Pet death

My step-auntie Doris had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Ms Stink eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻

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