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Pet death

My step-auntie Doris had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Mrs Stink eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊

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