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Pet death

My step-auntie Doris had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Mr Stink eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛

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