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Pet death

My step-auntie Doris had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Molly eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻

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