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Pet death

My step-auntie Doris had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Daenerys eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍

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