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Pet death

My step-auntie Doris had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Professor Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃
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