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Pet death

My step-auntie Doris had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Rt Hon Snuffles eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏

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