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Pet death

My step-auntie Doris had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Dr Snuffles eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊

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