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Pet death

My step-auntie Doris had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Miss Snuffles eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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