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Pet death

My step-auntie Doris had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Ms Snuffles eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛

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