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Pet death

My step-auntie Doris had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Mr Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖

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