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Pet death

My step-auntie Doris had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Weasley eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘

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