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Pet death

My step-auntie Doris had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Weasley eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊

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