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Pet death

My step-auntie Doris had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Weasley eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯

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