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Pet death

My step-auntie Doris had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Akira eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖

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