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Pet death

My step-auntie Doris had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Kirk eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺

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