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Pet death

My step-auntie Doris had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Hufflepuff eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛

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