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Pet death

My step-auntie Doris had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Worf eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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