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Pet death

My step-auntie Doris had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Spock eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺

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