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Pet death

My step-auntie Doris had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Bob eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯

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