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Pet death

My step-auntie Doris had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Luke Skywalker eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗

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