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Pet death

My step-auntie Doris had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Luke Skywalker eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺

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