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Pet death

My step-auntie Doris had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Sugar eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊

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