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Pet death

My step-auntie Doris had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Pebbles eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺

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