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Pet death

My step-auntie Doris had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Minnie eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦

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