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Pet death

My step-auntie Doris had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Missy eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁

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