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Pet death

My step-auntie Doris had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Peanut eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺

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