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Pet death

My step-auntie Doris had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Peanut eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯

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