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Pet death

My step-auntie Doris had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Rocky eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁

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