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Pet death

My step-auntie Doris had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Professor Wibble eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺

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