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Pet death

My step-auntie Doris had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Rt Hon Wibble eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻

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