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Pet death

My step-auntie Doris had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Dr Wibble eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯

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