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Pet death

My step-auntie Doris had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Miss Wibble eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮

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