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Pet death

My step-auntie Doris had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Ms Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗

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