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Pet death

My step-auntie Doris had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Mrs Wibble eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊

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