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Pet death

My step-auntie Doris had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Mr Wibble eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡

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