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Pet death

My step-auntie Doris had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Rufus eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮

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