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Pet death

My step-auntie Doris had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Thor eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊

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