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Pet death

My step-auntie Doris had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Thor eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁

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