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Pet death

My step-auntie Doris had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Thor eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗

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