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Pet death

My step-auntie Doris had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Squishy eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏

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