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Pet death

My step-auntie Doris had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Widget eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺

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