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Pet death

My step-auntie Doris had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Snort eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊

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