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Pet death
My
step-auntie
Doris
had their beloved pet
hamster 🐹
Snort
eaten by
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
a lion 🦁
a venomous snake 🐍
a hyena 🐺
a rhinoceros 🦏
a bear 🐻
a lynx 😺
a pufferfish 🐡
an elephant 🐘
a cow 🐮
a crocodile 🐊
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