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Pet death

My step-auntie Doris had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Snort eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦

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