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Pet death

My step-auntie Doris had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Ziggy eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖

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