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Pet death

My step-auntie Doris had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Gizmo eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏

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