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Pet death

My step-auntie Doris had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Toby eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡

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