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Pet death

My step-auntie Doris had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Luna eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘

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