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Pet death

My step-auntie Doris had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Coco eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃

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