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Pet death

My step-auntie Doris had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Millie eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦

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