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Pet death

My step-auntie Doris had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Millie eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗

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