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Pet death

My step-auntie Doris had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Millie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯

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