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Pet death

My step-auntie Doris had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Lola eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺

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